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50 mistakes men make while having sex
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day_tripper
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exotic
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Posted : Jan 3, 2007 13:56
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the fifty mistakes women make is better 
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Zekazy
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Posted : Jan 3, 2007 19:58
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bianca djús
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Posted : Jan 4, 2007 09:45
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im lazy to read.. anyways u guys r always wrong  |
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kArO
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On 2007-01-04 09:45, bianca djús wrote:
im lazy to read.. anyways u guys r always wrong
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ouch. that's actually on the list of mistakes women make. don't worry sweety. you're young. they, like you, will get better with the changing seasons 
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phazed
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Posted : Jan 4, 2007 15:13
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^ hyuk hyuk 
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Raziel
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Posted : Jan 4, 2007 15:22
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damn i do all of them  |
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bianca djús
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Posted : Jan 5, 2007 05:59
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ah its because i didnt read HAAH kissss
no problem ... fkn off
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talolard
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Posted : Jan 5, 2007 19:15
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this is one of the replys to the 50 mistakews men make
The title to this piece is misleading. It should've read: "Fifty Mistakes STRAIGHT Men Make When Making the Mistake of Having Sex with Women who are Extremely Neurotic & Just Waiting for the Opportunity to Be Upset/Disappointed/Unsatisfied."
Jesus, if this guy is anywhere near correct, you straight guys can't win! If I had to keep this guy's list of do's and don't's in my head while f**king, I'd go limp in a heartbeat. "Ejaculating on her without asking permission" is wrong, fer crissakes? Jesus, why the hell is she even participating then? Hey Lady, here's a news flash: after guys somehow manage to achieve orgasm--against all odds, given the hundreds of ways you are ready to declare their sexual performance to be insensitive--semen is going to spurt somewhere. Now, if we can't put it on your chest (or, God forbid: your face), and we can't let 'er rip inside of you, and if you don't like filled condoms, then where do you suggest we put it?
It is by **far** easier to get it on with a man. Am I going to grab his head and f**k it? Hell yeah! Am I going to announce my upcoming orgasm and wait while he decides whether I can cum in his mouth? Hell no! I'm using both hands to hold his head tight, and he better start swallowing, or else it's blowing out of his nose. The point is: he knows, and I know that we are both in this to shoot a load, and we're going to completely give into our animalistic instincts to get there. Remember Nine Inch Nail's line "I want to f**k you like an animal?" Well, that pretty much describes my idea of good sex.
With all of this emotional temperature taking, and politically correct, mid-sex "are you OK" questioning, I am truly amazed you guys can keep a hardon! No wonder hookers do such a great business with married guys...if any of this article is true, I completely empathize with all of you now. I'm serious as a heart attack!
Work like you don't need the money.
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Wizack Twizack
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bianca djús
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