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40 Signs That You've Been Hanging Around Synths and Samplers Too Long
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Norman BeatZ
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Jan 8, 2007 04:09
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118 - You use your bong as a syntheziser 
  -=Its the space between the notes that makes the Music-= |
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phunster
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Posted : Feb 11, 2007 04:35
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119 - You wake up and connect your mp3 player to the PC to upload the night ripped streaming stations, so you know what to buy for your next gig.
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assaf
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Feb 11, 2007 23:54
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120. you finally accept the fact that you won't be able to work on 192 khz .
121. act's bazzar become your home page (for the israeli's )
122. you are very fat
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Tomos
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Feb 12, 2007 19:50
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123. You have a photo of your studio IN your studio (or your wallet) |
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Kaz
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Posted : Feb 12, 2007 23:23
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On 2007-02-11 23:54, assaf wrote:
120. you finally accept the fact that you won't be able to work on 192 khz .
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nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaaaaaaaaaah-nah.
124. When the first thing you think after reading 120 is "ohh, but yes I can!" with a smug grin. http://www.myspace.com/Hooloovoo222 |
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sonicfusion
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Posted : Feb 14, 2007 20:38
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125. When you need a light in the basement, you just hold a light bulb in your hand. (Your body is so loaded from the studio environment.) |
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SecretHero
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Posted : Feb 16, 2007 07:27
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126. Your girlfriend leaves you because you spend more time in studio than with her...
Belive me that happened. |
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jivamukti
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Mar 12, 2007 19:56
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127. You talk to your girlfriend about putting your plug in her jack instead of saying you'd like to make love.
When rain dries, clouds form.
When clouds moisten, rain forms. |
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ASTARTICA
Astartica
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Posted : Mar 12, 2007 22:50
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Ido (Domestic)
Domestic
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Posted : Mar 14, 2007 03:25
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On 2006-04-14 23:06, orange-atropa wrote:
92 - your mother tinks u are worshiping the worst motosport driver cause she constantly listens u saying that the asio driver crashed again!
orange
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hahahaha completly killed me!
129.when u dream of making a a new track which sounds even more killer than real life and u actually force yourself to wake up and run to the studio to try and make the same sounds from the track u just dreamt of - or maybe thats just me 
.ParadoX Rocks. |
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ess765
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Mar 14, 2007 06:56
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130 - your best friend calls you really upset , shouting and complaining that the 4 porno dvds that you lended him (he s alone for 2 years) had only Cubase sx, mixing/mastering and sound design tutorials inside the boxes;
131 - you get twice more upset than he, and shout really louder at the phone demanding that those turotial MUST BE BACK HOME NO LONGER THAN in 5 MINUTES (you even offer to pay the taxi)...
132 - your mom avoids bringing any relative or visitor closer than 10M from your bedroom(home studio)because of the same weird sounds that comes from it for years...
133 - your mom has more than 1000 ready to go fake explanations to answer the visitors at the living room asking "what kind of noise was that? Does it comes from your house??"
134 - your grandmother invites you to have lunch at her place for years, so one day you accept it. When you get there at lunch table, there s a priest looking for you in a weird way, analyzing every move or comments you make....
135 - the priest eats and leaves very fast and never call you grandmother back again...
136 - you promise yourself that you ll go out to the street without your mp3 player just to remember how does the street ambient sounds like..
137 - when you step outside home, you walk a small distance and realize that you can t make it, so you go back home and pick the damned mp3 gear...
138 - your parents traveled and asked you to give water to the flowers at the living room; when you accidentally leave your studio the day before they ll come back home you get surprised by noticing that no flower can survive 2 little months without water...
139 - your girlfriend calls you (in the middle of a creative moment of inspiration) and you ask her: can I call you back in 2 minutes? She screams and shuts down the phone immediately...
You say to yourself: I love this girl, she completely understands me...
140 - you buy an engineers calculator machine cause you read some crazy guys advice (on a Isratrance topic) about math’s behind music production like this:
“Now to discovery others note in Tradicional temperated scale is just to mutiply or divide the number 1,0593272171253822629969418960245(Hz)
A4 = 440Hz
A#4 = 440 x 1,0593272 = 466,103968(Hz)
B4 = 466,103968 x 1,0593272 = 493,75(Hz)
C5 493,75 x 1,0593272 = 523,04(Hz)
Why the number 1,05932?
Its just divide above note for the below note
A#4/A4 466,10/440= 1,05932 (Hz)”
141 - you still believe there s nothing like waves plugins....
142 – 9 out of 10 emails you receive come from software/hardware brands, production tips or free sample websites that you subscribed just to try their stuff, but you don t have a clue remember which product are they related to….
143 – you read carefully each email from the above listed companies
144 – you have 90% of the free vsts/vstis from kVR, and you ve spent hours and days to download them…
145 – You warn any new girlfriend that your son s name can only be Albino if it’s a boy or Angelina (choir vsti) if it s a girl…
146 – your water bill is really low and your electric force bill is really high….
147 – your girlfriends parents call the police after reading a email sent by you saying:
I really prefer to use a fast and sharp attack and then a very slow release method to have a more pleasant result…
148 – The priest from the 134 above topic refuses to visit you in prison….
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OpenSourceCode
Datavore
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Posted : Mar 15, 2007 18:00
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149 - A girl once seduced you by simply using the word, "808" in conversation.
true story! |
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XuN
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Mar 16, 2007 00:46
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150 - Your bedsheets are covered with pictures and logos of var. synths.
151 - Your heartbeat is 140 BPM constantly.
www.xun.dk / myspace.com/xundk
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DJ Megan
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Posted : Mar 26, 2007 12:48
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Just a little news flash because maybe you're not aware of it. WOMEN are making psytrance too. So talk nerdy to me baby!
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Colin OOOD
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Posted : Mar 26, 2007 15:41
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