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40 Signs That You've Been Hanging Around Synths and Samplers Too Long
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bandarlog
Bandarlog
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Posted : May 8, 2006 22:34
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On 2006-04-29 21:21, sy000321 wrote:
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On 2006-04-29 19:52, bandarlog wrote:
98. You hear a slow LFO on pitch when an ambulance passes by. You get nuts when it passes a crossover and changes the frequency of the LFO.
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what about noisy water pipes? ever tought about recreating those kinds of weird noises in a synth  ?
maybe you have to live in a old building like i do to get the inspiration
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Maybe you have to live next to a firestation like me to get the inspiration  lfo overload. |
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Squarepusher
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Posted : May 11, 2006 06:20
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Great thread .... LMAO
98.You wildest dream is getting money to have the perfect acoustic room,you always think with those conditions i can achieve my reference artists quality work.
99.You´re always saying to yourself:This is the last piece of gear i buy,from now on this is more than enough,in that same day you sit in the toillet with musicstore catalogue and a calculator.
100.YOu envy those guitar center employees that have all the gear shirts and jackets that are not for sail anywhere. |
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Methodic Marble
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Posted : May 12, 2006 01:03
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99.You´re always saying to yourself:This is the last piece of gear i buy,from now on this is more than enough,in that same day you sit in the toillet with musicstore catalogue and a calculator.
ahahahahahhaa lol |
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hnmbatera68
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Posted : May 12, 2006 05:47
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KILLA post man, very creative,
101 - your girlfriend gets pissed off because YOU are the one who wont do anything since its ONE OF THOSE DAYS |
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sy000321
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Posted : May 12, 2006 13:48
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On 2006-05-12 01:03, Methodic Marble wrote:
99.You´re always saying to yourself:This is the last piece of gear i buy,from now on this is more than enough,in that same day you sit in the toillet with musicstore catalogue and a calculator.
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musicstore catalogue is porn for musicians  roll a joint or STFU :) |
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Alex - Aural Invasion
Aural Invasion
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Posted : May 13, 2006 19:07
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On 2006-05-12 13:48, sy000321 wrote:
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On 2006-05-12 01:03, Methodic Marble wrote:
99.You´re always saying to yourself:This is the last piece of gear i buy,from now on this is more than enough,in that same day you sit in the toillet with musicstore catalogue and a calculator.
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musicstore catalogue is porn for musicians
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indeed 
myspace.com/auralinvasion
reverbnation.com/auralinvasion
www.aural-invasion.com |
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pavaka
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Posted : May 14, 2006 04:52
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pavaka
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Posted : May 14, 2006 05:03
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Troll
Troll Scientists
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Posted : May 15, 2006 00:03
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On 2006-04-29 19:52, bandarlog wrote:
98. You hear a slow LFO on pitch when an ambulance passes by. You get nuts when it passes a crossover and changes the frequency of the LFO.
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104. You read that one, almost gets offended and think "It´s the Dopler effect"
105. When listening to a for you unknown track in a bar, your hand hits in the air everytime there is a crash.
106. If you fall in love with a real human female, it is becouse her voice sounds nice. Peace and Love, seriously! |
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Fingax
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Posted : May 15, 2006 20:32
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On 2006-05-14 04:52, pavaka wrote:
103. u think about sidechaing your doorbell with ur neighbours (i dont know if that made sense)
for clarity!!
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sidechain the doorbell with the neighbours for clarity.... sorry m8.. wrong one
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pavaka
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Posted : May 16, 2006 08:29
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5Meo-Geo
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Posted : May 16, 2006 11:29
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u think about how to create this sound while a dentist drill is drilling your teeths
Jesus didnt dance,but his beat goes on
http://www.myspace.com/5me0ge0
PSYCHEDELIC-ZION |
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sy000321
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Posted : May 19, 2006 14:50
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how to know you're a dentist that has been hanging around synths and samplers too?
- at work you try to imagine how to achieve with a synth the same screams you hear from your patients
roll a joint or STFU :) |
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Ghost Host
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Posted : May 19, 2006 16:48
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107. If your neighbors see you outside, without sunglasses, with brushed hear and wearing clean cloth that means you finished new track
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sy000321
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Posted : Jul 17, 2006 08:44
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108 - you're logged at 6:45 in the morning in the Equipment and music creation of isratrance 
roll a joint or STFU :) |
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