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40 Signs That You've Been Hanging Around Synths and Samplers Too Long
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diskonekt
Fat Data
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Posted : Apr 15, 2006 09:58
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On 2006-04-14 23:06, orange-atropa wrote:
92 - your mother tinks u are worshiping the worst motosport driver cause she constantly listens u saying that the asio driver crashed again!
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Fingax
Cosmic Station
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Posted : Apr 16, 2006 13:50
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28. There is no couch, coffee table, dinner table or chairs in your
apartment; only racks, mixers, keyboards, cables and power cords.
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hummm .. yea... i live in a small place... so what?? 
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gill
Melorix
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Posted : Apr 16, 2006 16:48
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Alex - Aural Invasion
Aural Invasion
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Posted : Apr 16, 2006 17:09
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On 2006-04-14 20:54, jivamukti wrote:
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On 2006-04-12 21:30, jivamukti wrote:
87. When walking in the street with a synth geek friend of yours, you see a woman and have to ask your friend: "What on earth is that?"
(Of course your friend, being a geek too, is unable to answer the question.)
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and he says: "i don't know but i bet you can adjust cutoff-frequency and resonance with the knobs at the front-panel as usual."
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I bet he will have a hard time applying his synth knowledge any further, when after twisting those knobs, the instrument starts to scream in selfoscillation and he gets a slap in his face.
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93. Your favourite naughty magazine is Computer music or futuremusic |
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Tomos
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Posted : Apr 25, 2006 15:07
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93. Your mate lends you a porno called 'Rackmount' and you file it with your studio tutorials. |
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sy000321
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Posted : Apr 26, 2006 16:35
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On 2006-04-16 13:50, Fingax wrote:
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28. There is no couch, coffee table, dinner table or chairs in your
apartment; only racks, mixers, keyboards, cables and power cords.
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hummm .. yea... i live in a small place... so what??
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people think we producers are strange.
living in an empty home with a over-crowded studio area 
btw, nice to see you post fingax 
roll a joint or STFU :) |
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sy000321
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Posted : Apr 26, 2006 16:36
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On 2006-04-14 20:46, jivamukti wrote:
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On 2006-04-13 17:12, sy000321 wrote:
88. girls pretend to be interested in synths to get your attention (like wearing a moog tshirt)
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But that only happens if you become very successful and famous.
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nahhh. every woman has a sweet spot for loosers like us
roll a joint or STFU :) |
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icodon
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Posted : Apr 28, 2006 23:22
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94. After producing you will lie down in the bed and sing the melodies and beats by two hours before sleeping.
95. You never give up on producing till late at night even knowing that you won't get to sleep in the next two hours.
96. You will sleep few hours per night and even so you wake up singing the melodies and beats from your production.
97. Your dream is one day just recharge your sleep in the socket.
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Methodic Marble
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Posted : Apr 29, 2006 00:51
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When you watch a movie, you pay more attention to clever samples and sounds to sample than the actual plot.
You too?? 
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tribalizer
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Posted : Apr 29, 2006 16:28
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On 2006-04-29 00:51, Methodic Marble wrote:
When you watch a movie, you pay more attention to clever samples and sounds to sample than the actual plot.
You too??
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hey! i do that too
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bandarlog
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Posted : Apr 29, 2006 19:52
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98. You hear a slow LFO on pitch when an ambulance passes by. You get nuts when it passes a crossover and changes the frequency of the LFO. |
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sy000321
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Posted : Apr 29, 2006 21:19
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On 2006-04-29 16:28, tribalizer wrote:
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On 2006-04-29 00:51, Methodic Marble wrote:
When you watch a movie, you pay more attention to clever samples and sounds to sample than the actual plot.
You too??
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hey! i do that too
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just yesterday i was watching a movie a decided to pause it and hook my hardsampler to the sound outs to be able to sample anything with the touch of a button (about 3 or 4 actually) hehehe
roll a joint or STFU :) |
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sy000321
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Posted : Apr 29, 2006 21:21
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On 2006-04-29 19:52, bandarlog wrote:
98. You hear a slow LFO on pitch when an ambulance passes by. You get nuts when it passes a crossover and changes the frequency of the LFO.
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what about noisy water pipes? ever tought about recreating those kinds of weird noises in a synth ?
maybe you have to live in a old building like i do to get the inspiration
roll a joint or STFU :) |
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Skėlp
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Posted : May 8, 2006 20:16
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i guess it would be interesting! lol
BOOM! 
"Fantasy is a part of reality"
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Skėlp
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Posted : May 8, 2006 20:16
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i guess it would be interesting! lol
BOOM!
"Fantasy is a part of reality"
TOXIC SHAKE - PORTUGAL |
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