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40 Signs That You've Been Hanging Around Synths and Samplers Too Long
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Xamanist
Xamanist
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Posted : Dec 16, 2004 18:22
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68. You apply for a job as keyboard player in your local church just to touch that vintage keyboard
69. you trigger every analog instrument to make it sound digitally wicked and waste 98% CPU power on effects that turn a piano into a sitar
70. you spend half of your life (average time) to "fine-tune" the first sound of your new track 
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek where WAS my life?
  Sérgio Xamanist
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Kitnam
Mantik
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Posted : Dec 16, 2004 18:44
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71. you read all the topics here with the hope that one point wont fit with you. |
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Kitnam
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Posted : Dec 16, 2004 19:04
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72. You are cleaning the nobs and racks daily, while the rest of your flat is full of dump. The kitchen is so dirty that you decide to put the fritchen into the studio.
73. Your only friend is the Pizzaman.
74. Your body consists of smoke, coffee and pizza only.
Signs That You've Been Hanging Around Synths and Samplers Too Long (TECHNO-producers, only)
1. You listen to the sound of your washing maschine with full pleasure for hours.
2. You have stolen the motorsaw from the forestworker to sample this special wave.
3. You plan to take the streetworkers jackhammer next time...
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eliran17
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Posted : Dec 16, 2004 22:22
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i salute you man this was one of the most enjoyable-sad (coz its true) 5 minutes in a long time for me.!
thanx alot
<One learns people through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect> |
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eduard
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Posted : Dec 16, 2004 23:49
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Best laughing therapy i had for long time.
 
Keep it up man!!!!
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Soth_MfK
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Posted : Mar 30, 2006 15:26
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this thread rockz  |
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TOPE
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Posted : Mar 30, 2006 18:11
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Yes!!!!We want more posts like this one!!!!
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Dharma Lab
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Posted : Mar 30, 2006 22:26
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75. You invite your friend over for a few minutes to listen to your new track, and spend over an hour anal-rentatively "getting things ready" so they can "properly listen" to it.
Keep The Faith,
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Dharma Lab
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Posted : Mar 30, 2006 22:28
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76. You wonder if you could replace your car glovebox with a rackmount, & plug your novation into your car stereo, for those long road trips.
Keep The Faith,
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bandarlog
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Posted : Mar 30, 2006 23:15
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On 2006-03-30 22:26, Dharma Lab wrote:
75. You invite your friend over for a few minutes to listen to your new track, and spend over an hour anal-rentatively "getting things ready" so they can "properly listen" to it.
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good one! |
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Dark_Dork
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Posted : Mar 31, 2006 12:17
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Heh... Groovy topic 
Dressed to kill you look so right... I am drunk with lust tonite. |
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robomarket
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Posted : Mar 31, 2006 22:35
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Did anyone mention "enormous gray baggies under your eyes" ? or is that a given? |
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DJ Kontakt
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Posted : Mar 31, 2006 23:44
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#1 is totally me 
G+ - Army Collective - Kontakt Recordings
Sie verbringen die Jahre, die zur Schule gehen, einen Job zu
erhalten, und dann verwirklichen Sie, das Sie nie ein irgendwie erhalten!
www.myspace.com/k0nt4kt
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Psymatika
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Posted : Mar 31, 2006 23:57
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77. You've spent too long looking intensely at two row LCD backlit dotmatrix panels that when you go outside into the sunlight everything looks blocky.
# ** Quick, get in, lets take a ride to another dimension! ** |
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parapsyched
Scratch 22
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Posted : Apr 1, 2006 16:18
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guys.... i think i have a problem !!!
here r my 2 cents:
78. if u imagine every sound you hear reversed andor time stretched andor pitch shifted.
79. u go outside (by mistake of course how else could this happen?) hear the wind blow and think to yourself : "i wonder how the winds lfo automation would look like... "
80. you don`t talk to ppl unless it`s on sound,computers,synths etc.
81. u actually know what waves sound like just by looking at them.
if u dig deep enough u just might reach the sky...
"dream is destiny"
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