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40 Signs That You've Been Hanging Around Synths and Samplers Too Long
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Colin OOOD
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Posted : Sep 20, 2004 16:13
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Sonic Wave
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Posted : Sep 20, 2004 19:42
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43. When your friends are DJing at a party you are constantly leaning over the DJ mixer to tweak the eq - 'just to get the best out of the sound system'.
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daaaaamn LoL that's meee!!! hahahaha nice one!!! |
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UIU
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Posted : Sep 21, 2004 00:04
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52. You have painted your room red so that it will match your Nord Lead.
55. Your name is Bob Moog.
56. You have created your own FM synthesizer using an old FM radio.
57. You have mastered Deedrah's new album.
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UIU
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Posted : Sep 21, 2004 00:22
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58. Simon Posford creates a thread in isratrance asking how to make "that" UIU sound |
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Caqueira
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Posted : Sep 21, 2004 01:42
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ahahahahahahha, genious!!!
I have done at least a dozen of those.
Muahauheauhaheuhauehahaa.....
cheers!!! |
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Cyzum
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Posted : Sep 22, 2004 15:41
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On 2004-09-20 15:27, Colin OOOD wrote:
50. You know the resonant frequency of your girlfriend's foofoo.
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hahahah.. |
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Cyzum
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Posted : Sep 22, 2004 15:47
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59. When your girlfriend is feeling left out of your life, you call her into your studio, sample her saying something, reverse it, time stretch it and load it up with delay. Then you cut it on 16th notes and lay it behind a breakbeat. You consider that quality time.
60. When you watch a movie, you pay more attention to clever samples and sounds to sample than the actual plot.
61. While doing this you always say "Ooo I have to sample that" to which your friends reply "SHHH!"
62. You have over 600 different kick drums.
63. You have over XXX different versions of every percussive element.
64. You can spend hours comparing 3 different percussive samples and not get bored.
65. The main reason you let your girlfriend talk you into buying a house was so you had a room for a studio and you wouldn't have to deal with noise complaints. |
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bandarlog
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Posted : Sep 22, 2004 23:27
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66. When you haven't even read this thread because you prefer to tweak your synths instead of reading crap on forums. |
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UIU
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Posted : Sep 23, 2004 09:23
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On 2004-09-22 15:47, Cyzum wrote:
60. When you watch a movie, you pay more attention to clever samples and sounds to sample than the actual plot.
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I am doing that all the time! I actually have a surround sound system, but I prefer connecting my DVD to my soundcard and listem through my monitors so that I can quickly pause and sample! |
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Analog Xperience
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Posted : Sep 23, 2004 16:08
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really busted :| ... just when we see does things .. we realize that some of us are really geeks from the studio :|
plur :\ |
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Mike A
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Posted : Sep 23, 2004 16:12
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On 2004-09-20 15:27, Colin OOOD wrote:
49. You get to visit the Cistine Chapel and the first thing you do is clap your hands, listen and say, "Hmmmm..."
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I actually did that 
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Rémy [Principles of Flight]
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Posted : Sep 23, 2004 19:58
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61. While doing this you always say "Ooo I have to sample that" to which your friends reply "SHHH!"
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LOL, who havent had this problem  |
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FullCrash(Gadi)
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Posted : Sep 24, 2004 14:54
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6. You get excited about talking electronic toys and try to subvert
them into saying bad words or doing weird stuff so you can sample
them.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  |
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phunster
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Posted : Sep 26, 2004 15:38
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One of the Greatest Topics Ever !!!
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Rémy [Principles of Flight]
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Posted : Dec 14, 2004 03:57
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67. You parents gave you money to take you're drivers license, and you toke it and went to the music store to buy a k-station |
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